(More) Vegan Recipes for You to Enjoy

TAR BOWL

Ingredients:

• Oreo cookie crumbles leftover from a real recipe
• Almond butter
• Flaked sweetened coconut (what else is new?)
• Soy milk
• Sugar
• 3 raisins

Plan of action:

1. Put the Oreo crumbs in a bowl.
2. Put some almond butter on a spoon and stir it around in the Oreo crumbs.
3. Flaked sweetened coconut- about half of the amount of Oreo crumbs.
4. Pour in some soy milk. Make it like tar. You might have to add some more Oreo crumbs, and then some more milk. This is a science.
   
5. Maybe add in some sugar if it's not sweet enough.
6. I put in 3 raisins to try it out. I didn't like it very much so I picked them out and ate them first. This was a fun activity.
7. Do your fucking dishes, you slob.

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Mostly I am just so bored but also too tired to do anything. Womp womp.