"My Mother and I at Yosemite Park, Mom Falling Down a Waterfall": According to my aunt and herself, my mom currently holds the title for "Funniest Woman Alive." It's also commonly accepted that once she dies, I will carry on the legacy. This photo is a testament, dare I say proof, of such claims.

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Both The Ten Commandments and Les Dix Commandements are on, but the only Jesus Christ Superstar being aired is dubbed in French.