Bloggin' Since '02,

But these are the only posts I can find. Valentines years past:

2007: " The dining hall is filled with candles and pink glitter hearts and they are fucking BLASTING Andrea Bocelli. I hate life."

2006: "I guess I need to make some changes." (This was actually posted on February 13, though close enough to potentially denote some Valentiney feelings).

2005: "Happy Sarahtines Day. Maltesers, Chocolate covered raisins, Skor, Maltesers, Chocolate covered raisins, Skor, Maltesers, Chocolate covered raisins, Skor, Maltesers, Chocolate covered raisins, Skor. This is all I have been eating for the past 24 hours. I'm a health machine, oh yeah! And no thanks to the Bulk Barn. Oh, I forgot to say that STYX is also engraved on my chemistry desk. Oh man, that class just keeps getting better and better. But worse and worse in that I'm not doing very well. I wish I was a rapper. They're so damn saucy."

I was hoping they'd be a little more tragic, though I guess 2005 sees such tragic undertones in my melodramatic chocolate consumption.

2008 Valentine's Day Sentiment: "You're the Zach Galifianakis to my Fiona Apple."



I don't care that this is a little bit old. I listened to this song on my walk home and it made me want to pound something in the best way.