Sunday, October 18, 2009

R.I.P.

Is it sinister to have a seance for your dead best childhood friend? I accidentally celebrated her birthday down by the river but didn't give her the time I meant to. I celebrated a new friend's birthday with plenty of calimocho, because, "I'm sorry, I'm trying to reconnect with the spirit of my dead best childhood friend downstairs," doesn't do much for you when everyone wonders how you spend all that time down there already.

What if she loved Ouija when I knew her?

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