How to get things done (in theory)

Coffee at my right hand, wine at my left.

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I think alliterations might be my favourite literary device. Actually, I know so.

And now the bad news: Most days I spend in the library I somehow end up sharing a table with and thus sitting across from one obnoxious couple. They kiss tender right in front of me, he offers her his sweater, she touches his hair. It's all very sickening stuff.

Charlie Darwin: on Love

“When the sexes differ in more important structures, it is the male which is provided with special sense-organs for discovering the female, with locomotive organs for reaching her, and often with prehensile organs for holding her.”

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And my parents just kissed, twice, for the first time I've ever seen unironically.

I am getting audited but I have an accountant for a friend

Watching Terminator with my father, I am officially a visitor.